Life Lessons Learned From Video Games

I know, totally original. Well, here we go.

It’s perfectly alright to break into people’s houses, break their stuff, and steal their shit.

If you’re hurt, just eat some food and you’ll be in perfect condition.

Capturing live animals and forcing them to fight each other for money and other awards while making them live in small technologically advanced balls is completely normal and totally acceptable.

The only way to kill a virus is to drop pills on it of the same color.

Murdering someone only gets you in jail for a day. Likewise, if you get blown up, fall from thousands of feet, get shot, drown, etc, a trip to the hospital will heal you.

Well, that’s it. Those are some things I learned from video games.


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