A Theory About Mario And Luigi’s Parents

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Hello there, gamers. In this article, I will unravel one of gaming’s greatest mysteries, one that has been pondered by gamers for ages. Well, at least it’s been pondered by me. In this article, I will try to explain who these mystery parents are. In Yoshi’s Island, the plot is that Yoshi must rescue Baby Luigi and reunite Baby Mario and Baby Luigi with their parents. Their parents are actually shown after you beat the game, but you never see their faces, only their hands and feet. This begs the question: Just who the hell are Mario and Luigi’s parents? Well, I think I have the answer, and it may shock you. I believe their parents are… Mario (AKA Jumpman) and Pauline from Donkey Kong. Yes, this Mario and Pauline:

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Happy Katana Facebook Page

Yeah, I feel I needed to expand my audience, so I created a Facebook page for this blog. I’ll make updates on it. Here’s the link: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Happy-Katana/586458884702441?fref=ts  Hopefully people on Facebook will stumble upon this page and visit my blog. And, if you’re already a fan of my blog, like the page, so if you’re on Facebook, you can get updates on my blog. You know, perhaps I should get a Twitter for my blog, despite my earlier rant about it. Until then, have a nice day and thank you for reading.

My Top 10 Favorite Sitcoms Of All Time

Who doesn’t like a good sitcom? An asshole, that’s who. Sitcoms are great for laughs, and it’s one of my favorite TV genres of all time, which is why I’m making this list. Unlike most top tens which would list ten sitcoms in one list, I’m going to separate this into two top 5 lists; Top 5 Live Action Sitcoms, and Top 5 Animated Sitcoms, because I love both live action and animated sitcoms and I wanted to make it equal between both of them. Now, without further ado, let’s begin.

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Yet Another Update

Man, I have a lot of updates on my blog, don’t I? At this point, your probably thinking “Man, this guy must be doing updates as filler or something.” Fuck you. No, just kidding. You’re probably right. Anyways, I haven’t posted anything in nearly a month, so let me fill you in. Basically, the reason it’s taking me so long to post something new is a combination of laziness and not being near a computer. Another reason is an article I’ve been working on called “My Top 10 Favorite Sitcoms Of All Time.” It will be worth the wait, because I believe it will definitely be my best article yet, or at least tied with my Spirited Away review. I’m about halfway finished with it. It’s definitely more work than I expected, but I will try to have it out by next week, hopefully. Also, I’m going to create an About page, but I don’t know when I’ll put that up. It could be a week, it could be three months. Until next time, have a fucking horrible… uh, I mean nice day. Yeah, nice, that’s what I meant.