Hey, there Happy Katana fans. Today, I bring you the long awaited 2nd installment to my FWSE post that I promised years ago. I was looking at some of Syd Lexia’s Fun With Search Engines and laughing my ass off yet again, and decided that I finally wanted to do the 2nd installment in my FWSE. Without further adieu, let’s begin!
1. mario and luigi’s parents theory– I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought about this.
2. disny huge fucking– Oh great, someone looking for a Disney themed orgy.
3. officer jenny getting fucked– Out of all the Pokemon porn/erotica searches that lead to Brendan’s Porkemon Fan Fiction, this is one of the most reasonable.
4. gary fucks ash’s mom– I always knew Gary Oak was kind of a dick, but I didn’t know he’d stoop this low.
5. polybius– I don’t know how far in Google/Yahoo/Ask/whatever search engine used you have to look to find The Top Fifteen Creepy Things In Gaming searching Polybius, but I sure am glad that it’s brought a bit of traffic to the site.
6. https://happykatana.wordpress.com/2012/12/16/grunge-was-a-movement-not-a-genre/– I have no idea why someone thought it was necessary to look this up in a search engine instead of just putting it in the address bar, but whatever.
7. herobrine rape– Wow, what kind of sick fuck gets his rocks off to Herobrine rape hentai/erotica?
8. ash fucks his mom fanfiction– Incest, pedophilia (remember, Ash is 10), and Pokemon in one search? That’s always lovely.
9. characters that should be in ssb4– Wow, searching this in Google brings up my Top 20 Characters That Should Be In Super Smash Bros. 4 article as the first result. That makes me super happy!
10. https://happykatana.wordpress.com/2013/06/16/top-fifteen-creepy-things-in-gaming/– Again, why the fuck are you looking this up in a search engine rather than the address bar?
11. top 10 disney movies– Wow, pretty cool that a fairly general search brought a little traffic to Ashley’s Top Ten Disney Movies.
12. fuck games– What the hell are these people looking for? Sexual games? Hentai video games? Are they saying “fuck games,” as in they hate games? Tell me what the fuck you want!
13. attack suggest that eren has feelings for annie– Ashley will fucking kill anyone who says this to her face.
14. why cant i fight tabuu in ssbb even when i’ve beaten all clones– Maybe you just suck.
15. grunge is not a genre– I agree.
16. article rants– Wow, what a very general search. I wonder how much digging they had to do to find this site.
17. brock sucking ash dick– Gay pedophilia. God, I’m ashamed of some of the people who find this site.
18. tarzan– Holy shit, I can’t believe an extremely general search like this led to Happy Katana!
19. mikasa ackerman and eren jaeger relationship– Ashley would fangasm.
20. ash fucking his mom– *sigh* Not again!
21. donkey kong creepypasta– Does this even exist? I hope to God it does. I’m going to Google it after I post this.
22. ash and reshiram having sex fanfiction– Bestiality, too? I’m fucking done.
Well, there you have it, folks. More search terms for me to comment on. Until next time, keep checking out our site, and make sure you don’t search anything as weird as some of these people.