Hello there, Happy Katana fans. I have some news that may be good or bad for you. We are changing the direction of Happy Katana. Now, I’ve had a lot of fun with Happy Katana as a pop culture site, and I know a lot of you like it as a pop culture site, but the thing is, it’s not helping us all that much where it counts. I am of course talking about traffic. Now, it’s true that we are far more popular than we were even a year ago, with about 300 views a day, but I think we can do better. What we want is a popular website and a high Alexa ranking. We also need the money, so we’re gonna have a bunch of ads on the site. So, what is the new direction of Happy Katana? Well, for one, we’re changing the name to Juicy Katana. If you haven’t figured it out yet, we’re turning into a celebrity gossip site. A tabloid site, if you will. Think of us as the new TMZ. We’re taking our inspiration from the likes of TMZ, The National Enquirer, and People Magazine. In addition to gossip, we will also be discussing celebrity fashion, drama, and perhaps get a psychic to write for the site. Now, I know some of you will be upset about these changes. Now, let me reassure you that it’s still a pop culture site. Celebrity gossip is still pop culture, right? And the old articles will still be up. We just realized that we want a lot of money and popularity, so this is why Happy Katana is turning into Juicy Katana. The new site launches at midnight with an article about Justin Bieber’s love life. See you then!