Top 5 Worst Creepypastas

Okay, so let me just say something quick. I have been very busy with school work lately so I haven’t been able to do my Nickelodeon Month. Sorry to the 2-3 people who actually wanted to see that. It will happen at some point, just not now. Now, on with the list.

Now, I’ve been a fan of creepypastas for years now. I have just always found them intriguing. There are a lot of great creepypastas out there but, sometimes, you find a really shitty one. Like, REALLY shitty. So, today, I’m gonna countdown the top 5 worst creepypastas. *Note: This is not in any particular order. I’m not good at doing ordered list. This is just 5 really bad creepypastas.

5. DeadMan Jim

Wow is this a really bad creepypasta. Like, wow. There is just too much going wrong with this. It’s a short gore-fest that makes absolutely no sense. Let me give you a short summary.

2 guys, the nameless “protagonist” and his friend Frank, are playing Guild Wars 2. They want to go try out a dungeon but want one more person to come along. They ask someone in their clan they’ve never seen named DeadMan Jim. Jim asks if he can join their Skype call and they agree. Once he joins they see a hanging man and someone screaming “‘Hey Jimmy… Jimmy… JIMMY!” the creepy voice screamed and he said, “Jimmy… There is someone who wants to talk to you…'” They try to kick him out of the call but their computers freeze and a power surge happens. The “protagonist” goes over to his neighbors to tell them the story and, their reaction is priceless. The one thing they have to saw to him is “Oh my god…That’s a really messed up story…” You can just see the emotion in this text. Suddenly a power surge happens in their house too and on the door, written in blood, is the words “DO YOU WANT TO SEE FRANK? LOOK AT YOUR PHONE!” He looks at his phone and there is a cat with red eyes (Really? Are they being serious?) behind him. Suddenly a man bursts into Frank’s house with a cleaver and kills him. End of story.

Wasn’t that just spooky? Man, I got goosebumps going up my arms.

This story is just so stupid. It’s a short gore-fest and nothing else. There is no substance to it. I don’t recommend this story at all but if you want to read it I’ll have the link below.

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/DeadMan_Jim

Rating: 1.5 Red-Eyed Cats/5

4. Who Was Phone?

Yes, I know this is a troll pasta. Yes, I know I shouldn’t take it seriously. But…come on! Even troll pastas have some effort put into them! I’m not going to bother summarizing the story for you as it is literally only a paragraph long but if you wanna read it the link is down below.

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/WHO_WAS_PHONE%3F

Rating: 0 Phones with Daddy Issues/5

3. Sonic.exe

You may be asking why this one made the list. I mean, it is only one of the most popular creepypastas of all time. But, popularity doesn’t all mean quality. Look at Miley Cyrus or Amanda Bynes for example. So, the summary.

The “protagonist” is a huge Sonic fan. He just loves Sonic. One day, his friend (I believe his name is Kyle) sends him a game. On the disk, written in sharpie, is the title Sonic.exe. Now, any sane person who gets a strange game from an old friend would just throw it away. But not this guy. This guy, being a huge Sonic, just has to play it. He must play it! So he puts it in his computer and then the rom-hack starts. Everything is in *gasp* hyper-realistic blood! Sonic kills Tails! Then Shadow! He even kills Robotnik! The “protagonist* just watches in horror other than, I don’t know, just shutting off the game! Finally, the computer just shuts off by itself. The “protagonist” just sits back in horror. Now, here’s the real kicker. Are you ready? Are you sure? Okay, here it goes. *sigh* He turns around and sees his Sonic plush with *gasp* blood under his eyes! Also, he…he’s…SMILING! *girl scream*

God is this a cliched story. It’s just “Blood! Blood blood! Blood! BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD!” It’s not scary. It’s not suspenseful. It’s just stupid.

http://www.creepypasta.co.uk/2013/07/sonicexe.html

Rating: 1 Creepy Kyle/5

2. Tails Doll

My god. What is it with Sonic creepypastas always having to be shit? Well, this is one isn’t much better than Sonic.exe.

Guy is playing Sonic R. Finishes race. Gets up. While away, Can You Feel the Sunshine? starts playing very loudly. When he walks in the room the music stops and is on the character select screen. The cursor is stuck on Tails Doll. Decides to just play as Tails Doll. When in the race, the songs starts again but *gasp* backwards! After he finishes the race the power goes out. He goes to turn on the power but sees two red lights. When he turns on the power there is a Tails plushie sitting there! He goes to grab it but there is a loud scream. He looks away. When he looks back the plushie is floating. He grabs a cross on his desk, gets the plushie in the corner, and burns him with the cross. He is then knocked unconscious by an unknown source. He wakes up to see the plushie on his TV with “Can You Feel the Sunshine?” written in blood. He is then killed by Tails Doll.

Wow, I’m trembling from fright. Another cliched story like Sonic.exe and DeadMan Jim. It’s made just to say “BLOOOOOOOOOOOD!”

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:MasterSnake820/The_Tails_Doll

Rating: 1.5 Sunshines/5

1. He Wants His Mama

Probably the best one out of this whole list. It’s at least the most believable. Now, the story doesn’t exist anymore (I just found out it was taken off the wiki), but thankfully SomeOrdinaryGamers did a video about it. I’m not gonna give you a summary of this story but just go watch the video (It’s the first 5 minutes) and come back…I can wait…

So, a lot better story than the rest of them but still pretty bad. I would say more but SOG has said basically everything I would have.

Rating: 2.5 Ghost Children/5

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7 thoughts on “Top 5 Worst Creepypastas

  1. Sam Connell says:

    Only five? About 90% of creepypasta is garbage, or should I say username: garbage666.avi.

  2. HAHA shit the Jeff the killer Creepypasta story was boring.

  3. OMG they made one for Candy Pop and it’s confusing…. it’s kinda funny that he’s a clown, like the other pasta Laughing Jack.

  4. jdawg360blazeit says:

    shut up nerds

  5. James says:

    Ugh. I recently went back and listened to Jeff the Killer, and good Lord. “GO TO SLEEEEEP” There was some stupid stuff in that one. (Ironic how it’s one of the most popular)
    1. How does one burn their eyelids off, and survive without their eyes malfunctioning? He would need eye drops or something.
    2. The whole “His younger brother took the blame for him and goes to juvie” seems like some sad attempt at driving the plot forward so we could get to the gory stuff, and explain why Jeff is all depressed.
    3. If that was the case, (Juvie) wouldn’t you need a trial?? Like, “Oh we are taking your son right now, your father does not even get to say goodbye because the unlucky dude was away at work.”
    4. OH. AND. They even said there were witnesses (to explain why the cops showed up at their house) and that makes me wonder… WTF did the witnesses tell the cops exactly? Could they have not easily just known who did all the stabbing and bone breaking at the bus stop?
    This creepy pasta has so many plot holes, it can barely stand up by itself. It is like a steamy romantic wattpad novel written by a fourteen year old girl, but instead of weird sex, gore.
    I have yet to find a truly great creepy pasta. I remember the Russian Sleep Experiment being good… But it’s been a while, so I could be so wrong. I remember being appalled by Clockwork, and finding even Ticky Toby a little, meh. I guess you have to ask the question, what is the purpose of a creepypasta? To gross the viewer out? Because sure. That’s accomplished. But when it comes to character, and plot, these stories tend to just fail, epically. I that that’s why I have a hard time getting into them. I find myself laughing more because the dialogue sucks so bad, than actually shaking in fear.
    Don’t get me wrong. Creepypastas are great. I used to enjoy them a few years ago, but now I have become such a critic when it comes to this stuff…
    Well, thanks for reading my little rant! Now off to listen to some Mr. Creepypasta. That man has a lovely voice~

    • Non english speaking person says:

      Well, to be fair, most of the ones you mentioned are actually bad.

      Many people say that the Russian Sleep experiment is really good, but personally i find that one very “meh”. Idk, the ending ruins it for me, like everything else in it might be kinda realistic (ignoring the fact that a person can’t literally live without sleep more than two weeks or so). It just don’t made me fell something, it was just “there are psychopath instincts inside everyone and if you don’t sleep you become crazy”.

      About good creepypastas, i would recommend “Psychosis”. It’s not about monsters or something like that, is more about a guy who becomes more and more paranoid.

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